I admit it, I am a Reality TV junkie. I watch way too much of it, the trashier the better.
But NOTHING in my years of training, not even SHOWBIZ MOMS & DADS or even TODDLERS & TIARAS (both real shows), prepared me for the WE Channel series entitled LITTLE MISS PERFECT.
Oh... where do I start???
I stumbled upon it late last night, channel surfing due to my omnipresent insomnia, and after watching 3 episodes I'm hooked!
Basically, it takes two kids and their crazy Moms and follows them for the week leading up to the Little Miss Perfect Pageant, conceived and hosted by self-proclaimed "Queen of Everything" Michael Galanes. He is chief cook, bottle-washer and singing host of this Florida based pageant, where the budgets are low and the parents' IQs are even lower. These parents give up everything in order to glam up these kids, which is made even stranger when you see how decidedly unglamorous most of the Moms are. (The producers often add to this po' folks image by playing decidedly hillbilly sounding music when showing some of their homes.)
It's so bad it's good... as are most things based in Florida... (I'm a native, I can say this.)
But the BEST part of this train wreck is the moment in each episode where Michael sings the Theme Song to the girls, right before they name the winner. A decidedly low rent version of "There She Is Miss America" this song is painfully performed, with inane lyrics that mean nothing and are often changed if Michael isn't reading his cheat sheet!
Here are the lyrics, with substitute words in parentheses:
LITTLE MISS PERFECT THEME SONG (as performed by Michael Galanes)
Little Miss Perfect Pageant, where all your dreams come true, the Little Miss Perfect Pageant, where the special one is you!
The secret of tomorrow is to live your dream today, your memories and your friendships will always feel this way!
There are perfect (citrus) colored rainbows on the other side, hop on your magic carpet and take a wild (natural) ride!
If you think it, want it, dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
If you think it want it dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
Don’t wait for tomorrow to have your dreams come true, just start today, with a dream inside of you.
Your friendships and your memories will never go away. Good luck, God Bless, enjoy the journey, starting with today!
If you think it, want it, dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
If you think it want it dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
And here's a video of the songs from one of the episodes:
If you like TV train wrecks, you've found a the best show since THE LITTLEST GROOM! (And what exactly IS a "natural ride"?
Here's the WE TV page where you can watch video clips of the show...
http://www.wetv.com/little-miss-per
The NEW SEASON starts on January 12th... I can't wait! Get your spray tan on, pop in your flipper and hit that runway kid!
But NOTHING in my years of training, not even SHOWBIZ MOMS & DADS or even TODDLERS & TIARAS (both real shows), prepared me for the WE Channel series entitled LITTLE MISS PERFECT.
Oh... where do I start???
I stumbled upon it late last night, channel surfing due to my omnipresent insomnia, and after watching 3 episodes I'm hooked!
Basically, it takes two kids and their crazy Moms and follows them for the week leading up to the Little Miss Perfect Pageant, conceived and hosted by self-proclaimed "Queen of Everything" Michael Galanes. He is chief cook, bottle-washer and singing host of this Florida based pageant, where the budgets are low and the parents' IQs are even lower. These parents give up everything in order to glam up these kids, which is made even stranger when you see how decidedly unglamorous most of the Moms are. (The producers often add to this po' folks image by playing decidedly hillbilly sounding music when showing some of their homes.)
It's so bad it's good... as are most things based in Florida... (I'm a native, I can say this.)
But the BEST part of this train wreck is the moment in each episode where Michael sings the Theme Song to the girls, right before they name the winner. A decidedly low rent version of "There She Is Miss America" this song is painfully performed, with inane lyrics that mean nothing and are often changed if Michael isn't reading his cheat sheet!
Here are the lyrics, with substitute words in parentheses:
LITTLE MISS PERFECT THEME SONG (as performed by Michael Galanes)
Little Miss Perfect Pageant, where all your dreams come true, the Little Miss Perfect Pageant, where the special one is you!
The secret of tomorrow is to live your dream today, your memories and your friendships will always feel this way!
There are perfect (citrus) colored rainbows on the other side, hop on your magic carpet and take a wild (natural) ride!
If you think it, want it, dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
If you think it want it dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
Don’t wait for tomorrow to have your dreams come true, just start today, with a dream inside of you.
Your friendships and your memories will never go away. Good luck, God Bless, enjoy the journey, starting with today!
If you think it, want it, dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
If you think it want it dream it, today’s the start, just feel it in your heart.
And here's a video of the songs from one of the episodes:
If you like TV train wrecks, you've found a the best show since THE LITTLEST GROOM! (And what exactly IS a "natural ride"?
Here's the WE TV page where you can watch video clips of the show...
http://www.wetv.com/little-miss-per
The NEW SEASON starts on January 12th... I can't wait! Get your spray tan on, pop in your flipper and hit that runway kid!
